Do I Dare Disturb the Universe?
Likes: Coffee, puppy cuddle puddles, midnight movie releases, employing hyperbole, sleeping in
Dislikes: Pulp in juice, socks scrunched up in shoes, not being able to remember a dream
Irrational hatreds: unnecessarily moved bike racks, possums, Eric Church.
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
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tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
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OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE
OH MY GOD
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how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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NO GUYS STOP. I CAN’T EVEN OMG THIS JUST MAKES ME SHIP YOU EVEN HARDER EUGH STOP
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
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based on: #oh look #now it’s cas’ family that’s burning on the ceiling
1x01 » 8x23
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I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
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