Do I Dare Disturb the Universe?

26. Sagittarius, Random.

Likes: Coffee, puppy cuddle puddles, midnight movie releases, employing hyperbole, sleeping in

Dislikes: Pulp in juice, socks scrunched up in shoes, not being able to remember a dream

Irrational hatreds: unnecessarily moved bike racks, possums, Eric Church.

hannigrahmy:

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

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fedorea:

why are men so afraid of women having leg hair???????? women have to put up with ur chest hair and back hair and gross pubic hair and scratchy facial hair all the time and u dont shave that bc ‘it takes too much time’ like…????? ok thanks for ur hypocrisy u dried up sink sponge

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Dylan O’brien ruined my life.

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falloutboy:

one year later this is our love letter back to you, thank you.

dextersdaughter:

If I’m extra sarcastic with you it probably means I’m flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can’t handle your shit

Have fun figuring out which

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squarted:

dennys:

We advocate wearing food on your face and thoughtfulness. 

MAN DENNY’S IS KILLING IT

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frickmeintheimpala:

sodium fan club meeting 2014

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towongfoo:

you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?

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