May 2013
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ofearthandwind replied to your photo: Current hobbies include cutting up old XL shirts…
you did a really good job. i almost did it once, but for some reason i suck at cutting shirts
Thanks! I always try to be creative and crafty, but usually fail. I really love this shirt thing, though.
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imaginecraig:
is it okay to ship the parents of tumblr?
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spiritguide:
“maybe if i drink another coffee, i will feel better”
“maybe if i buy myself a new sweater, i will feel better”
“maybe if i get so drunk i can’t see, i will feel better”
“maybe if i sleep for fourteen hours, i will feel better”
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its-a-bingo:
i found presidential fan fiction I’m really distressed
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Tumblr Staff: News! →
edwardspoonhands:
staff:
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…
See what he did there…by saying “fuck” in the announcement of the...
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theangelgabrieldidmyhair:
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
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Thoughts on the Yahoo! Thing
edwardspoonhands:
First, I love Tumblr and want to keep loving it. And yes, it is immediately terrifying to hear that Yahoo (which, from a lot of our perspectives, is a laughably backwards and culturally irrelevant company) is going to own Tumblr. I sympathize.
But there are a number of circumstances in which this will not be a disaster. Let’s think:
WHY TO NOT BE TERRIFIED
David Karp is...
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abortionista:
if u think my constant vocal feminism is annoying imagine how annoying the patriarchy is to me
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whimsicalspecks:
akitron:
buttlarious:
tumblr is boring today better go check tumblr
#I literally get bored and close tumblr only to reopen tumblr
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folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
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pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
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tyleroakley:
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queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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Yahoo! STAHP →
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the-herondale-men-hate-ducks:
casteilnovak:
watchtheskytonight:
flaaffytaaffy:
my brothers say that if this gets 500,000 notes i get to get out of the cage
goddammit we’re getting you out of hell ourselves
if we get enough notes we need to take a screen shot and tweet it to the writers.
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black-holes-of-symmetry:
I CANNOT CARRY ON
MY WAYWARD SON
WHERE IS THE PEACE
BECAUSE I AM DONE
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epic-humor:
jebbmeh:
partevia:
sometimes i have like really deep thoughts like the internet is fucking incredible man i can go on google and see like 10,000 dicks in an hour and like imagine back before the internet even, you couldn’t see that many dicks in a life time. I’ve seen more dicks this week than any Babylonian prostitute did in her entire life. Amazing.
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tumblr No 5
averypottermormon:
destiel-is-superwholocked:
dustedmorphagus:
A little bit of Sherlock in my life,
A little bit of Doctor Who by my side.
A little bit of Supernatural is all I need,
A little bit of Avengers is what I see.
A little bit of Lord of The Rings in the sun,
A little bit of Merlin all night long.
A little bit of Harry Potter here I am,
A little bit of...
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When people don’t like a thing just because “it’s overrated”
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graceebooks:
men at large feel like they are being robbed of something when an attractive woman with a 90% chance of developing breast cancer gets a double mastectomy
what better illustration of the male sense of sexual entitlement do you need
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“You mean the generation that paid three times as much for college to enter a job...”
– When comments are better than the article, Atlantic edition (“The Cheapest Generation: Why Millennials arent’ buying cars or houses, and what that means for the economy”)
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JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please Abraham, I’m not that man.”
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“DiCaprio and Mulligan, meanwhile, don’t seem like star-crossed lovers so much as...”
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People Magazine’s review on ‘The Great Gatsby’
(via horologists)
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evilnerdproductions:
“You would look so much better if you lost some weight-“
“You would be so much cuter with make up-“
“Make sure you shave or wax way all that body hair-“
“You shouldn’t wear that-“
“You would be beautiful if you just changed how you look-“
