quinnception:

somethingusefulfromflorida:

heraldic-thunderbolt:

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

In this economy you’ll be lucky to retire to your nickels

ALT

Originally posted by campaignsick

(via erin-alice)

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

little miss awful body temperature regulation is taking his hoodie off again

little miss awful body temperature regulation has put his hoodie back on

(via dannielricciardo)

andreweatspussy111:

Here’s your 1,000mg prescription of reassurance

(via 808sheartbreaks)

thememedaddy:

thememedaddy:

salty-red-mage:

teaberryblue:

theholypythia:

Could you guys imagine if the only sex education people got was from bad fanfiction?

Well, there would be a lot more access to birth control because men would think they could get pregnant.

(via bearflags)

thegoodlannister:

the year is 2012.

I have two tabs open. one is tumblr. I am 160 posts back on my dashboard - I have made it back to the place I left off the night before.

satisfied, I open the second tab to pull up a post-avengers fanfic. everyone lives together in stark tower - each of them has their own floor. for no explained reason, loki shares thor’s. no one questions that he has not been arrested. the team has friday evening movie nights. at breakfast, thor eats all of tony’s pop tarts.

I am content.

(via bearflags)

exodushero:

thewriterofawesomeness:

langsty-mc-langstface:

Is president shoe laces a thing?

I saw a girl in Starbucks today with rainbow laces so I told her and she said she got them from the president and I’m so confused

Originally posted by led411

The ancient words.

Have.

Been.

Spoken!

(via bearflags)